The Private Life of the Cat Who... by Lilian Jackson Braun

Author:Lilian Jackson Braun
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group

Next, someone who seemed to know advised me to have Kokos teeth cleaned, saying that Siamese require dental prophylaxis oftener than other breeds. I made an appointment at the pet clinic.

Koko made no protest. He had been to the vet before and actually purred when his temperature was being taken. He seemed quite at home on the examination table until... a firm hand forced his mouth open.

Then, before the good doctor could assess the situation, Koko galvanized into a missile of catly energy. An assistant reached for the flailing legs. I yelled, Koko! and grabbed his lashing tail! But he turned inside out and somehow landed on top of an eight-foot cabinet, from which he glared down at his pursuers and uttered a tirade of Siamese curses. Anyone who has not been cussed out by an angry Siamese doesnt know what profanity is all about!

Oh yes, he jumped down after being ignored for a few minutes. He jumped down to the examination table and opened his mouth!

See what I mean? My theory is that cats in general and Siamese in particular have a wicked sense of humor. They enjoy making us look like fools.

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